The Libertines, Babyshambles, Sin City, any Tarrantino, Goonies, League of Gentlemen, Brasseye, Hannibal Lector series, Shadow of the Wind, Noel Cowards Diaries, Leonardo da Vinci, Karl Pilkington, Ricky |gervais
Chain mail, mingers, crazy dictators in sheeps clothing, keyboard tough guys, greasy burgers, My Space pages where the text is the same bleeding colour as the background!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a F**king mental dream!
Your Bedtime: whenever its time for bed!
Pepsi or Coke: neither both taste like piss
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither rather eat kangaroo balls
Single or Group Dates: single
Do you Swear: Abso-fuckling-lutely
Do you Sing: Only in the shower
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to get Married: If i find someone as twisted, then perhaps
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes the stormier the better!
Do you play an Instrument: The recorder
It shouldn't take you long to discover I've got a lot of strong opinions and I'm not afraid to share them! As a member, you can hop on my forum and we can have a little debate over such things...
So there is just a little bit more about me you didn't know before. When you join you can find out more and maybe we can have a chat about the merits of eating kangaroo balls instead of McDonalds or Burger King...
I'm not one to rant (yeah right!) but let me just say that if I get another f*cking chain email I'm going to have to practice my kickboxing skills on whoever sent it! No, I don't want to receive 5 billion Ethopian dollars and no, I don't need supreme cyber good luck. If you're gonna mail me, mail me something worth reading!
